Fuck Like A Pornstar.

"Hello sir. My name is Jessie" I'll Never be forgotten.

Fast food is the work of Satan. Proof?: An average

persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic

hairs. Eat healthier, kids. We're going to die.

Gosh, I'm so awesome.

Yes. that's how I roll. =]

My Modesty is FAKE Beetch.

I hate when old people get it on on tv.

its like taking two fossils and banging 'em against

each other

if the only difference between man and animal is
self-control, then there is no such thing as man.